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sarahkeilman94:

i got paired with a super hot guy for a project in my criminal justice class and he just came up to me and said “oh my god you know what we are? we’re partners in crime! get it?” and then we both changed each others contact in our phone to “partner in crime” and now i kinda wanna marry him

(via ianoshea)

tylerchokely:

tombol-r:

so what exactly are we building here

a good time

modorrelin:

there are too many vines of cishet boys in wigs making fun of girls. we need more vines making fun of cishet boys. girls wearing snapbacks and basketball shorts like ”bro hold my AXE i’m gonna draw a penis on this board” ”yeah draw a penis haha *frightened look at camera* i’m not gay tho”

(via thatssowritingdesk)

guy:

who chooses the actors in infomercials

(Source: guy, via darktemptation14)

nice-wig-janis:

asking your hairdresser for a trim and they cut too much:
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(via kianlawley)

meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

(via leathertongues)

1500hp:

the aight gatsby

(via leathertongues)

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